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goingguido:

“what college do you wanna go to???”

“what do you wanna be when you grow up???”

“how many kids are you gonna have??”

“do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend yet??”

“did you make any friends yet???”

“what are your grades like now????”

(Source: vvhatevz)

so i’m writing a story for my english class and i think this is too inappropriate to write, huh?

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sorry what was that? you have school tomorrow?

(Source: niallersface)

nakedrussia:

romanorgasm:

hungarysovaries:

saddeer:

three day weekend

im already off for the summer

i’ve been off since 2011

i burnt my school down

Avengers pick up lines:
  • Steve:Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
  • Thor:I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
  • Clint:I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
  • Bruce:They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
  • Tony:Hi, I'm Tony Stark.

tyrawanks:

i hate auto correct so much

i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’

i meant tomorrow

noctos:

to any of my followers that find me intimidating:

  • I’m more scared of you than you are of me. 

tabis-existence:

I’m pretty sure 90% of the kpop fandom has never seen a dick irl 

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